Monday, March 21, 2011

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Liveblog: TUF Tryouts Part 5

After a few hundred aspirants, it's all starting to blur together. A few standouts: Carlos Oliviera, who nailed two omoplatas and a straight armbar. When he went up to collect his $300, he declared, "for milk and diapers." Everyone applauded. Amazingly, he was not chosen to move on to the striking round.

Also, some kid named Bruce Ferguson is wearing a rashguard imprinted like a tuxedo. Where does one buy such things?

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Liveblog: TUF Tryouts Part 4

The striking portion involved guys like Clay Guida and ROC vets James Gabert and Al Iaquinta holding pads and contestants getting looked at by Silva and White for about 15 seconds each. Then names are rattled off of those who get to move on to the interview stage.

And in case you're wondering, yes, the mats are cleaned in between tryout sessions.

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Liveblog: TUF Tryouts Part 3

One kid was barking and growling while grappling, which begs the question: does SpikeTV screen for werewolves? Another kid got a submission and had Dana White autograph the hundred-dollar bill. Well, that's one way to increase the value of US currency.

Incidentally, MMA Journalist spoke with Joe Silva at length prior to the tryouts - a follow-up interview to our 2002 discussion. Apparently he still works for the UFC putting together fights, still prefers MMA as a hobby than as a job, and eschews the finer things in life for simpler things (i.e., cheeseburgers instead of filet mignon). Also, he and Dana have very little say in who gets into the TUF House. It's all SpikeTV, and it's all about the interview.

I also spoke with Dana briefly about the whole MMA in New York thing. He said they made progress in Albany last week, but he's not 100% confident. The issue with the unions (and how Station Casinos do not use union labor) is a stumbling block.

Liveblog: TUF Tryouts Part 2

Dana has definitely been shelling out the hundies. The dude with one leg did well, Steve DeAngelis stalemated with a bull, and Ian McCall just tapped out ROC champ Dustin Pague with a triangle. One kid even scored two subs and earned 200 bucks. The atmosphere is friendly but competitive. Think: Rent casting call meets Grapplers Quest.

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Liveblog: TUF Tryouts Part 1

MMA Journalist is here at the Marriott at Newark Liberty Airport, matside for the tryouts for upcoming season of The Ultimate Fighter. The menu today is all 135ers and 145ers, and according to SpikeTV reps, about 400+ aspiring TUFers have shown up. Notable fighters include: 5in Thomas (!), ROC champs Binky Jones, Steve DeAngelis, Louis Gaudinot, KOTC champ Jimmie Rivera, and some dude with one leg. Incidentally, the first component of the process (after registration and pre-screening) is grappling, and the dude with one leg did pretty well. To make things interesting, Dana White is giving out 100 bucks to anyone who nails a submission; the big question is how much will he pay to the fighter who knocks out the trainer holding the pads in the striking portion?

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Observations from My Couch: UFC 128 "Ultimate Superhero"

  • Watching Edson Barboza fight is like watching a Muay Thai instructional DVD.
  • What on Earth was Elliot Marshall thinking when he stepped back into the Octagon? Did he forget that people would be watching?
  • Mirko CroCop didn't so much as phone in that performance as he used an Old West telegraph. Heck, that performance bordered on "two cans attached by string".
  • Dan Miller, you have heart.
  • Jim Miller, you have Kamal Shalorus' heart, freshly torn from his chest and bleeding out in the palm of your hand.
  • Urijah Faber: meh.
  • Sure, it was impressive that Jon Jones caught a thief earlier in the day and then went on to beat the bejeezus out of Shogun and win the belt that night. But did he raise the dead before he went to bed? No? Bah, he's a scrub.