A Collection of News Haiku

• Eiler's killer is/found guilty. Say hi to Big/Bubba, James Malec!
• Matt Hughes signed a new/contract with the UFC./Why? Why the hell not!
• Joe Lauzon will fight/his own brother if he must./Screw Christmas this year.
• Sean Sherk is injured/and out against Tibau. He/got hurt doing 'roids.
• Bellator delayed/until January. Why? Lost/taco sponsorship.
• Sean Salmon claims he/doesn't proofread what he writes./Dude, you still cheated.
• James Malec is/going to love jail. Except/the rape part of course.