- Why is Mike Pierce in the UFC? Oh yeah, so top-level guys like Jon Fitch can get easy paychecks. Go ahead, Jon, you've earned it.
- Paul Buentello by Hurricane Hippo Holler.
- In the Kenny Florian/Clay Guida match-up, one fighter is going to squeak past the other for the split decision. Then they'll promptly be killed by Penn.
- Win or lose, Cheick Kongo is going to walk around wearing his glasses afterwards and look like that dude who slept with your ex-girlfriend when she did a semester abroad. The bitch.
- Sanchez is going to harness the energy of a nearby storm and supercharge himself with bolts of lightning and rumbles of thunder.
- Penn will still kill him.
Because There's A Fistfight Going On Somewhere In New York Right Now, And You Should Know About It
Friday, December 11, 2009
Predictions for UFC 107: "Ultimate Oh My God BJ Killed Him!"
I don't blame the UFC. After all, they do have contractual obligations to fill and BJ Penn does have to eat. It's just sad, though, that Diego Sanchez - an otherwise tough dude with a ton of skill - is the one being fed to the Hawaiian lightweight champ like a cheap quesadilla. Anyway, Penn vs. Sanchez is headlining UFC 107, and here are some predictions for the event.
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"Ultimate Oh My God BJ Killed Him!"
I'm glad someone said it. I know everyone's trying to be Fair & Balanced, but c'mon. Diego's got a chance standing? On the gr- I can't even finish typing it since the ABSURDLOCK key on my keyboard keeps lighting up.
Gray or Huerta's probably the only ones I can see pulling it off. Maybe.
How about you? Is there anyone you think actually has a chance?
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