Allegations of Impropriety Tarnish Departing Armando Garcia's Reputation

With his impending deportation looming, departing California State Athletic Commission Grand Luchador Armando Garcia's reputation has suffered more than a few blows in recent days thanks to emerging allegations of impropriety. According to published reports, Garcia, who is being expelled from the country by the Immigration and Naturalization Service for being an illegal alien, was responsible for robbing a stagecoach outside of San Diego and forcing a subordinate to dance by shooting at the subordinate's feet with a pistol. "He is a bad man," said local villager Consuela Dominguez. "We call him 'El Diablo de la Comision Atletico'. Even the children are afraid of him." Garcia's last day with the CSAC will be November 18th.

CSAC Head Armando Garcia to Be Deported by INS

California State Athletic Commission Grand Luchador Armando Garcia, the controversial head of the Golden State's MMA-governing body and a longtime illegal alien, is slated for deportation by the Immigration and Naturalization Service and will therefore be stepping down, MMA Journalist has learned. With over two decades of boxing and Mexican wrestling experience on his resume, Garcia brought a distinctive flair to the sport of mixed martial arts, and though he was partly responsible for the administrative mis-steps in the high-profile suspensions of Sean Sherk, Phil Baroni and Nick Diaz, his trademark sombrero and low-slung pistols will surely be missed. When asked for comment on his deportation, Garcia replied, "No hables Ingles." It's expected he will return to his original job as a bandit in his native country. A successor has not yet been named.