Friday, August 17, 2007

A Big, Steaming Pile of Global Fighting Championship

I was walking my dog the other day - a cute beagle named "Bogie" - and, I don't know if you know this, but New York City has a law about cleaning up after your pets. Something like a fine of a few hundred bucks, or you get sent to Riker's Island - I'm not sure which. Anyway, I'd forgotten to bring a plastic bag to, you know, pick up after him, and so of course Bogie makes a big, steaming pile of GLOBAL FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP on the sidewalk. Well, I didn't know what to do. Should I kick it off the sidewalk and sully my brand new Keen shoes? Or should I just ignore the nasty mess? Luckily, no one was around, so I had no problem pretending it didn't happen and I promptly took my dog home.