So much news, so little time. But fear not, as MMA Journalist has condensed current events into easily-digestible Japanese poem form!
- Jay Hieron signs with / Bellator. Wait, what? You mean / Jay Hieron still fights?
- Josh Gross leaves S.I. / for ESPN. Guess what? / Dana White still hates him.
- Machida trained with / Steven Seagal. Won’t help, though. / Rampage has A-Team.
- Roy Nelson’s career / is on hold. Something about / new McRib, I bet.
- Strikeforce cut Roxy. / That’s fine, though. There will always / be a Moosin show.
- Dana, I’m still a / bit fuzzy re: you and Gross. / Dana White: “I hate him!”