So much news, so little time. But fear not, as MMA Journalist has turned to ancient Japanese poetry to make it all easier for you to digest.
- Dana says no to / women in UFC. “They / belong in kitchen!”
- Hey, remember that / Brit fighter named Lee Murray? / Yeah, he’s still in jail.
- GSP fired his / manager. Why? She couldn’t / handle his “riddum”.
- Boy, that Nick Diaz, / he sure does curse a lot. Like, / a hell of a lot.
- Okay, show of hands. / Who here’s sad Cole Konrad ain’t / in Strikeforce tourney?
- AOL Fanhouse / sold? It’s okay Ariel, you / can work for this blog.