So much news, so little time to digest it all. But fear not, as MMA Journalist has the more salient points of what’s going on in the sport today in easy-to-swallow haiku form. Get zen, people.
- Chael Sonnen’s big mouth/ made 117 huge. White and/ Silva should thank him.
- Paul Daley got just/ 30 days for punching Josh/ post-fight. What a joke.
- If you thought Mike Swick/ had bulimia, you were/ wrong. Close, but still wrong.
- Anderson is out/ for the rest of the year. The/ reason: CHAEL SONNEN.
- Matt Hughes is out too./ He has to hide in the woods/ and shoot some animals.
- Bellator files suit/ against Zuffa. Why do that? / Because it sounds cool.
