From the MMA Journalist mailbag:
"Hey, I want to go to the next underground mixed martial arts show in New York City. Is there a list or something that I can get on? I promise I am NOT A COP." - undercvrCop_5_0@hotmail.com
Dear undercvrCop_5_0, I don't know what you're talking about. But if I did, I would tell you to go to www.savevaletudo.com, which is the official website of the Underground Combat League, and follow "savevaletudo" on Twitter. Maybe you'll get some info, maybe you won't, maybe you'll be told to show up at a warehouse in Queens, and then when you go you get beaten, bound with duct tape, stuffed into a cardboard box, and shipped via UPS to the reservation in South Dakota. And let me tell you, the reservation in South Dakota sucks this time of year.
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