Friday, August 29, 2008

Rampage Pleads Not Guilty, Plans to Use Chewbacca Defense

Quinton "Rampage" Jackson pleaded not guilty to the two felony and three misdemeanor charges filed against him by the Orange County District Attorney yesterday, and his lawyer hinted at the former UFC light-heavyweight champ's possible defense strategy. "We're going to use the 'Chewbacca Defense'," said Robert Orenthal, Esq. outside the Santa Ana, California courthouse after the proceedings. "I mean, Mr. Jackson is very Wookie-like and he's never been to Endor. And that has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the case - so it just might work."