From the Department of Women Kicking Your Ass: Strikeforce 145-pound female champ Cris "Cyborg" Santos is holding a seminar on July 23rd, in conjunction with an MMA Sports Expo and the Cage Fury Fighting Championship. Anticipated topics will include "Eating Gina Carano's Soul", "Killing Large Carniverous Beasts with Your Bare Hands", and jiu-jitsu. Go here for more info: http://www.mmasportsexpo.com/atlanticcity.html.