Monday, June 2, 2008
EliteXC A Success According to Preliminary Ratings; Enraged Dana White Has Four Zuffa Employees Killed
In the wake of the release of preliminary ratings for EliteXC/CBS' "Saturday Night Fights", which point to the first-ever primetime network TV MMA show as a resounding success, MMA Journalist has learned that UFC Tribal Leader Dana White - acting in a fit of rage - ordered the deaths of four random Zuffa employees. The identities of the employees are not yet known, although sources indicate two were beheaded, one was strangled and one was repeatedely run down and backed over by White's official UFC Hummer. Stay tuned for more as the story develops.
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I don't know about that. I suspect Dana was enjoying all the show's missteps: some by the promotion, some out of their control. Consider that the best fights were Carano/Young (White admittedly doesn't care at all about women's MMA) and Smith/Lawler (UFC mid-packers at best), and both fights were tainted.
Great show for viewers with Tivo, though...2-1/2 hours worth of show that was Tivo-viewable in about 30 minutes. That's a great Tivo/real-time ratio. Unbeatable, I suspect.
(Kimbo had more skills than I expected...and less cardio.)
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