Things That Won't Happen at UFC 90

UFC 90 on Saturday night! Anderson Silva committing another legal murder! Wahoo! Here's a list of things that won't happen at this Rosemont, Illinois event:

• Patrick Cote is not going to emerge from his bout with Silva unscathed. In fact, he's going to be scathed. Very, very scathed.
• Josh Koscheck is not going to reveal his ethnicity in his victory speech.
• Sean Sherk and Tyson Griffin are not going to employ any wrestling in their lightweight battle. Psych!
• Matt Horwich is not going to invoke Satan is his pre-fight warm-up.
• The corner men of Hermes Franca and Marcus Aurelio will not shout any instructions in Portuguese. Psych!