Friday, November 14, 2008

MMA Journalist News Haiku Roundup

It's been a busy week for news. Here are some haiku to bring you up to speed, courtesy of MMA Journalist:
  • Todd Beard likes to yell/ and make threats. Kim Couture likes/ restraining orders.
  • Showtime is footing/ the bill for Affliction's next/ show. Boy, are they dumb.
  • Dana White changes/ his mind on women fighting./ Benjamins, baby!
  • Whoever wins the/ KenFlo-Stevenson bout gets/ to be killed by Penn.
  • Randy Couture is/ apparently very old. / Has that ever mattered?

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