Tuesday, January 27, 2009

A Collection of News Haikus III

It's haiku time!
  1. The UFC is/ planning to open gyms now. Please, /God, just kill me now.
  2. Hermes Franca is/ out of his UFN bout./ He feared Lauzon's ears.
  3. Affliction's payroll / was so huge, they now need a/ government bailout.
  4. Fedor barely trained/ for his Affliction bout. Sucks/ to be Arlovski!
  5. Amir Sadollah/ is injured again. I guess/ he ain't that TUF, huh?
  6. Jen Pulver thinking/ of retiring? Don't do it,/ Jens. You're still the man.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The guy who translates/Jim's Haiku into English*/Should be fired now.

*From whatever language in which Jim originally writes them.