A Collection of News Haiku

• Dana says he wants/Fedor in the UFC./Also, the man's soul.
• Tito is back. Um,/does anyone really care?/I sure as hell don't.
• Belfort will return/to the Octagon. Now that/is worth applauding.
• This week the press got/played by Zuffa like a horn./So what else is new?
• Jay Hieron to Strikeforce/to face Nick Diaz for title./All hail Scott Coker!
• Vadim Finkelstein - /Isn't that a funny name?/Go on, just say it.
• Barnett's B sample/came back positive. Guess that means/he's a damn juicer.