Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Inaugural UFC 100 Brochure Hits Newsstands

The inaugural "UFC 100" brochure has hit the newsstands, and like any piece of great journalism, this homegrown publication doesn't shy away from tackling the issues and asking the hard questions. In this edition (the first of what could be many such informative brochures if the public is willing to pay for them), readers will learn:
  • Why the UFC is the best organization ever.
  • Why Dana White is the coolest guy around. You only wish you could be like him. Go on, shave your head and curse a lot. You know you want to.
  • Other organizations suck. We hate them. Strikeforce? Affliction? Phooey!
  • Fighters under contract with the UFC are the best in the world. Fighters not under contract with the UFC stink. If they didn't stink, they'd be under contract with the UFC.
  • Fedor isn't real.
  • Lorenzo Fertitta - the man, the myth, the legend.
  • "Give me cheeseburgers or give me death" - the Joe Silva story.
  • UFC 106 to feature just a whole bunch of senior citizens thumb wrestling; why it's worth your pay-per-view dollars.
  • Isn't Brock Lesnar great?
  • Why the UFC is the best organization ever - part II.

In addition, the UFC brochure is packed with quotes, tips and photos from all your favorite Dana White moments - plus a pull-out centerfold of the man himself. Buy now!

No comments: