Friday, September 4, 2009

A Collection of News Haiku

  • Eiler's killer is/found guilty. Say hi to Big/Bubba, James Malec!
  • Matt Hughes signed a new/contract with the UFC./Why? Why the hell not!
  • Joe Lauzon will fight/his own brother if he must./Screw Christmas this year.
  • Sean Sherk is injured/and out against Tibau. He/got hurt doing 'roids.
  • Bellator delayed/until January. Why? Lost/taco sponsorship.
  • Sean Salmon claims he/doesn't proofread what he writes./Dude, you still cheated.
  • James Malec is/going to love jail. Except/the rape part of course.

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