A Collection of News Haiku

• Fedor will fight on/ Strikeforce's November 7th show./ CBS baby!
• Where will this show be?/ Sears Center in Chicago? / Damn. Too far to drive.
• TUF 10 ratings are / huge thanks to Kimbo. Dana/ is two-faced - but smart!
• Cung Le has stepped down/ as Strikeforce middleweight champ./ The fight world says "Meh!"
• Phillipe Nover was/ paid despite not fighting. Props/ to Dana for that one.
• Sylvia fights in/ Adrenaline tonight. Tim,/ please be in shape. Please.
• Brown and Aldo will/ meet at WEC 44. /Well, not "meet". They'll fight.