A Collection of News Haiku

• His royal highness/ Dana White hates amateur/ MMA. Screw him.
• Lesnar is sick, now/ UFC 106 sucks./ Ha! It did before.
• Roxanne Modafferi/ on CBS-Fedor card./ Yahoo! You go girl!
• Massachusetts is/ close to sanctioned MMA. /Bye-bye grassroots shows!
• Ultimate Fighter/ tryouts had the skilled and inept./ Guess who's getting picked?
• Shogun, Machida,/ Cecil Peoples and judging./ Please, God, let it die.