Confirmed: UFC a Tangled Web of Lies and Deceit

This just in: Despite assurances from UFC Chief Carnival Barker Dana White that the proposed Tito Ortiz/Chuck Liddell match-up was still on, Liddell will instead be facing Rich Franklin at UFC 115 – a development no doubt related to Ortiz’s coaching stint on TUF 11 and the former light-heavyweight champ’s mysterious tweets during filming that hinted at an injury.  Of course, the underlying issue here isn’t that Ortiz may be hurt or that Ortiz vs. Liddell III is off, but that White outright lied to reporters when confronted with the question of whether the fight was a "go".  Sadly, this only reaffirms the notion that the UFC is a tangled web of lies and deceit.  For your edification, MMA Journalist has compiled a list of White’s other more-notable fibs and untruths below. 

Dana White has said…

• “Kimbo Slice sucks, is bad for the sport, and will never fight in the UFC.”
• “This is the best season of ‘The Ultimate Fighter’ ever.”
• “This is the craziest season of ‘The Ultimate Fighter’ ever.”
• “I actually watch ‘The Ultimate Fighter’.”
• “The hatred between Tito Ortiz and Ken Shamrock is real.”
• “Rashad Evans and Quinton Jackson really don’t like each other.”
• “BJ Penn and Jens Pulver… man, the tension… it’s a powder keg!”
• “Dan Henderson’s anger towards Michael Bisping… it’s so real, it scares me.”
• “I was at the Bellagio buffet and I had to step in between Matt Serra and Matt Hughes.  There was one pork chop left, and they were literally ready to kill each other for it.”
• “I do this for the fans.  I love them all.”
• “Mixed martial arts is going to be bigger worldwide than soccer.  And I truly believe that!”