Observations from My Couch: Bellator 17 "Eyebrows of Doom"

• If I never see Cole Konrad and Pat Bennett fight again, I will be happy.  Seriously, did they not know that MMA bouts are three rounds?
• I will always watch Toby Imada fight with the expectation that a submission could come at any moment from any position.  In fact, it’s only a matter of time before he submits an opponent during the walk to the cage.
• Like Jorge Masvidal and Wilson Reis before him, Roger Huerta went from hero to zero in a tournament that should’ve been his for the taking.  Bellator, you rock.
• Talk about controlling your own destiny.  Pat Curran went out there and used footwork, a sprawl and measured striking to make destiny his bitch.
• In a world where the lightweight rankings have been turned upside-down, it’s good to know we still have one constant: badass Eddie Alvarez and his eyebrows of doom.