Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Joe Rogan to Mitch the Intern: "Dude, You Suck"

The Internet became a battleground today, with a beloved UFC commentator and Tae Kwon Do expert hurling insults at one of MMA Journalist's own.  Joe Rogan, taking great umbrage at Mitch the Intern's recent spate of tweets advocating the use of hemp for a variety of household chores (hemp oil for mopping the floor, hemp rope for tying up the dog), appeared on the popular forum www.mixedmartialarts.com and unleashed a hateful tirade at the perpetual NYU undergrad.  "Mitch the Intern no longer gets paid by MMA Journalist," Rogan stated in one post.  "I got him fired.  First time I've ever done this to a so-called MMA journalist, but I've had more than enough of these fucking zeros clogging up the sport with their incompetent bullshit."  Added the comedian and noted broadcaster: "You wanted my attention, douchebag?  You got it."  Rogan later went on to clarify his "douchebag" slur, stating that "I am in no way douchbag-o-phobic.  I just meant that Mitch the Intern is a container of douches."  Curiously, Mitch the Intern was never on the company payroll, and he intends to keep submitting his TUF write-ups to MMA Journalist gratis.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is fucking brilliant, and you topped it of with Norwegian.

you should team up with Ryan at Fightlinker and "co-promote" sometime.