Yeah, so, Fedor. Fighting again. This time on Showtime, because he hates CBS for shooting down his spec script for “CSI: Moscow”. Or something. Anyway, everyone’s favorite legitimate number one heavyweight fighter in the world who never did pro wrestling and has more than five fights is facing pretty much just a warm body in Fabricio Werdum, so expect someone to die on cable TV on Saturday night. (Uh, woot?) Here are some other predictions:
- Pat Healy versus Josh Thomson? Strikeforce isn’t tossing Thomson a softball as much as they’re tossing him an inflatable beach ball filled with whipped cream and feathers. Thomson via man-rape.
- Cris “Cyborg” Santos, the top 145-pound female fighter on the planet, is facing Jan Finney, who is unranked. Cyborg via man-rape.
- Striker elite Cung Le gets another crack at Scott Smith. You may recall that in their last meeting, Le gave Smith a beating for about two and half rounds until Smith turned it around and knocked him out. You may recall that, but Le certainly doesn’t. The dude was wrecked!
- Fabricio Werdum is really good at jiu-jitsu. Fedor is really good at killing to death the practitioners of jiu-jitsu. Things don’t look good for Werdum.