Observations from My Couch: UFC 128 "Ultimate Superhero"

• Watching Edson Barboza fight is like watching a Muay Thai instructional DVD.
• What on Earth was Elliot Marshall thinking when he stepped back into the Octagon? Did he forget that people would be watching?
• Mirko CroCop didn't so much as phone in that performance as he used an Old West telegraph. Heck, that performance bordered on "two cans attached by string".
• Dan Miller, you have heart.
• Jim Miller, you have Kamal Shalorus' heart, freshly torn from his chest and bleeding out in the palm of your hand.
• Urijah Faber: meh.
• Sure, it was impressive that Jon Jones caught a thief earlier in the day and then went on to beat the bejeezus out of Shogun and win the belt that night. But did he raise the dead before he went to bed? No? Bah, he's a scrub.