There's some sort of bad blood/YouTube rivalry match going on, with on guy waiving his arms and posing and throwing all sorts of funky techniques he believes work. Sadly, his opponent is just timid enough that the techniques are actually working.
Okay, someone either just won a four-man tournament via KO or Dim Mak. I want to believe it was a KO. Death touch is just too... final.
Hey, it turns out the dude with the wicker hat is the champ. They call him the "Shaolin Assassin" but I'm not sure if it's because his style is Shaolin and he assassinates people or if he specializes in assassinating people from Shaolin. Anyway, he's scrapping with Sifu Jesse, and Jesse's getting the worst of it. They're even pounding on each other on the ground, although there's a ten-second time limit for that. And... now we've stopped for about eight minutes while Jesse gets his hurt nose attended to. Oh the humanity!