TUF 9 to Feature Sharks vs. Jets

With more seasons left on their SpikeTV contract but clearly running out of ideas, the powers that be behind "The Ultimate Fighter" have concocted a new angle for the ninth edition of the long-running reality show. Dubbed "TUF 9: Sharks vs. Jets", the up-coming installment will feature two teams, each comprised of American and Puerto Rican competitors, and in addition to the training segments and scenes within the infamous TUF house, there will be songs and intricate dance numbers. Said UFC Chief Profanity-Spewer Dana White: "I'm really excited for it. It's the best season ever. So much happens, you're not going to believe it... Huh? We haven't filmed it yet? Uh, then it will definitely be the best season ever. Believe it, motherf*%$er!"