- All weekend long I was trying to think of something disparaging to say about Gray Maynard, as he defeated a fighter I like a lot in Jim Miller. I couldn't, though. Maynard just beat a very tough guy.
- Screw that. Gray Maynard sucks and is about as exciting as watching a constipated frog take a dump.
- Kendall Grove is one leg kick away from ending up like Corey Hill. Dude, eat a sandwich.
- Not only did Matt Hamill impress with that spectacular high-kick knockout, but he seemed pretty adept at speaking Deep Mountain Dwarvish (a la Lord of the Rings) in his post-fight interview. I think he invited fans to his afterparty in the Mines of Moria.
- Dear Jason Brilz, if I wanted to watch one man dry hump another... ah, never mind.
- Tamdan McCrory's motto is apparently "fight like a stud, curse like a sailor". I like that.
- I guess Mike Patt forgot that there is also grappling in mixed martial arts?
- I don't know why Yves Lavigne hates Pete Sell and wants him dead, but I will get to the bottom of this mystery soon.
- Shane Carwin: the man, the myth, the freight train.
- Quinton Jackson's fight against Keith Jardine was mildly entertaining, but his post-fight exchange with Rashad Evans very nearly broke the black-o-meter on my TV. Hmmm... No, let me redo that one. Quinton Jackson's fight against Keith Jardine was mildly entertaining, but his post-fight exchange with Rashad Evans made me think I was watching "The Iron Ring" on BET. Hmmm... Forget it, I got nothing.
Because There's A Fistfight Going On Somewhere In New York Right Now, And You Should Know About It
Monday, March 9, 2009
Observations From My Couch: UFC 96
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