Tuesday, September 2, 2008

WEC to Ditch Human-Sized Weight Classes and Focus on Anything Hobbit-Sized and Smaller

The WEC, home of champion hamster Urijah Faber and some of the best "little fellas" in mixed martial arts, will reportedly be getting rid of their heavier 185-pound and 205-pound weight classes some time in the future. This means the following changes will be implemented:

  • Middleweight champ Paulo Filho and light-heavyweight golden boy Brian Stann will migrate to the UFC, where they'll promptly be killed by legitimate competition.
  • The cage will be fitted with a giant magnifying glass so viewers can better see the action within and the combatants.
  • Two new divisions - the microscopic division and the molecular division - will be added.
  • Events will be hosted at the Hard Rock Hotel in Munchkinland, Oz. Also, the Shire.
  • Frank Mir will no longer interview the bout winner then turn around and eat the loser.

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