Friday, January 23, 2009

Predictions for Affliction: "Day of Reckoning"

Wow. Affliction is actually having their second show. Who'd have thought? Well, here's some predictions:
  • Jason High, who squares off against Jay Hieron on the main card, will face extra scrutiny from the California State Athletic Commission - especially when it comes to his urine sample. Because, you know, his last name is...
  • Matt Lindland will, at some point, try to dry hump Vitor Belfort.
  • Renato "Babalu" Sobral and Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou will pause during their bout, look around at the production, venue and crowd, and sigh in unison over the fact that they're not good enough for the UFC.
  • Gilbert Yvel will, without fail, try to cheat.
  • Josh Barnett will, without fail, kill him for it.
  • In the main event, the man from the former socialist republic will win.

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