Friday, February 6, 2009

Liveblog: WCA Part 3

Phillip Wyman and Ryan Smith are coming to the cage. Smith is teammates with Doug Gordon. I know nothing about Wyman, so I'm going to make something up about him hunting crocodiles in the wilds of Africa. So, yeah, it's Smith against the Croc Hunter. Round 1 begins with Croc Hunter - wearing green, scaly fight shorts and carrying a spear gun - landing a hellacous kick to Smith's body. Smith goes down, but is game enough to survive Croc Hunter's ground and pound and go for a heelhook. Croc Hunter escapes, slaps on a triangle, and gets the tap. Now it's Pat White and Anthony Leone's turn. Leone is a veteran of the Underground Combat League, so expect him to pull out a shiv and stab White in the throat at some point. Wow. Okay, no shiv was needed. Leone dropped him about two seconds in with a right cross, then pounded on him until he sunk the rear naked choke at 4:36 into the round. Leone looks like the real deal. Keep on eye on him. Joey Camacho and Lester Caslow are up. Caslow always seems to have about a thousand young girls screaming for him - probably stemming from his time in that boy band. As usual, Camacho comes out strong, but Caslow weathers the storm to get top position and rain down the pain. Camacho makes it to Round 2, but Caslow TKOs him less than a minute into the round. Lord help us, now Panic is in the cage. I fear the dark magic.

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