Liveblog: ROC 26 Part 2

It's time for the main card, and the first pairing sees TSMMA 125-pound mass murderer Louis Gaudinot against Daddis FC's Jeff Cressman. As usual, Gaudinot sports bright green hair - a tribute to those he's decapitated in the cage with spinning backfists. The first round begins and the two clinch against the cage, with Gaudinot landing a short hook that stuns Cressman and sends him stumbling to the mat. Gaudinot keeps up the pressure, dropping bombs and bloodying his foe while Cressman keeps in it with a few submission attempts. Round 1 ends but the minute rest isn't enough to clear the cobwebs from Cressman's head, and Gaudinot resumes beating on him until the Daddis FC fighter falls and curls up into a ball. The ref steps in at :24 of Round 2, giving Gaudinot the TKO win. Pretty dominant performance. Next is Matt McMannmon of Modern Martial Arts against Lester "Savior of the Universe" Caslow of Pellegrino MMA. McMannmon is rocking the Evan Tanner Crazy Beard, while Caslow has recently had a flavor of Axe Body Spray named after him. The two come out going kick for kick, then trading Anaconda and guillotine attempts, but when McMannmon gets top position he gets sloppy, and Caslow is there with the armbar from the guard. McMannmon taps out at 3:20 and Caslow is showered with an assortment of panties from the audience.