The Urban Conflict Championship, Jersey City, Friday night.
Walking from the PATH train to the venue can give you a fright.
But MMA Journalist braved it and he did it for you.
Covering fight shows in New York and New Jersey, yeah, that's what I do.
"Wait," you may say, "This blog, it does rhyme."
"You're smart," I will tell you, "although not all the time."
You see, there's so many blogs out there - what sets this one apart?
Well, I cover MMA and my work is like art.
So hold on to your hats for event coverage like no other.
Badass UCC reporting in verse? Look no further my brother.