Luiz Azeredo is up, he's the man of the hour.
He fought in Pride Bushido - will Brandon Adamson cower?
Doubtful, since Adamson hails from the tough team Miletich.
Like Nick Diaz likes to say, he sure ain't no bitch.
But Azeredo's grappling and jiu-jitsu's top notch.
Adamson may have been better off staying home sipping scotch.
Ooh, a submission! Azeredo forces a tap.
Adamson had to give up or else he would nap.
I hope you enjoyed this liveblog in verse.
God, I have so much talent it's really a curse.
But if instead you chose to give this blog a pass,
Well fine, I don't need you. You can kiss my Native American ass.