Friday, September 10, 2010
Liveblog: UCC 3 Part 2
Claudio Ledesma is a little guy who can punch.
A body blow from him means you're losing your lunch.
Adam Schortz's last name describes an article of clothes.
But if you make fun of this bantanweight, he will punch you in the nose.
The carnage is sudden, the bloodshed is fast.
In the blink of an eye Ledesma's kicking Schortz's ass.
The ref's seen enough, he'll take no part in the slaughter.
It's not like Schortz has slept with his daughter.
Ledesma's the victor and his face wears a grin.
He fought hard and strong, and came away with the win.
Doug Miller's in the cage now, Rich Van Houton's there too,
A pair of mean featherweights with something to prove.
Van Houton gets a slam and he ends up on top.
The crowd goes wild - in pro wrestling parlance, that's a "pop".
But Miller rallies back, and lengthens the fight.
He won't go down easy, he wants to win on this night.
The ending is brutal, violent and quick.
Dr. Wurmser whispers to Nick Lembo, "Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick."
Van Houton's too much, his fists are like stone.
Miller crumbles. This bout is done.
A body blow from him means you're losing your lunch.
Adam Schortz's last name describes an article of clothes.
But if you make fun of this bantanweight, he will punch you in the nose.
The carnage is sudden, the bloodshed is fast.
In the blink of an eye Ledesma's kicking Schortz's ass.
The ref's seen enough, he'll take no part in the slaughter.
It's not like Schortz has slept with his daughter.
Ledesma's the victor and his face wears a grin.
He fought hard and strong, and came away with the win.
Doug Miller's in the cage now, Rich Van Houton's there too,
A pair of mean featherweights with something to prove.
Van Houton gets a slam and he ends up on top.
The crowd goes wild - in pro wrestling parlance, that's a "pop".
But Miller rallies back, and lengthens the fight.
He won't go down easy, he wants to win on this night.
The ending is brutal, violent and quick.
Dr. Wurmser whispers to Nick Lembo, "Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick."
Van Houton's too much, his fists are like stone.
Miller crumbles. This bout is done.
Liveblog: UCC 3 Part 1
The Urban Conflict Championship, Jersey City, Friday night.
Walking from the PATH train to the venue can give you a fright.
But MMA Journalist braved it and he did it for you.
Covering fight shows in New York and New Jersey, yeah, that's what I do.
"Wait," you may say, "This blog, it does rhyme."
"You're smart," I will tell you, "although not all the time."
You see, there's so many blogs out there - what sets this one apart?
Well, I cover MMA and my work is like art.
So hold on to your hats for event coverage like no other.
Badass UCC reporting in verse? Look no further my brother.
Walking from the PATH train to the venue can give you a fright.
But MMA Journalist braved it and he did it for you.
Covering fight shows in New York and New Jersey, yeah, that's what I do.
"Wait," you may say, "This blog, it does rhyme."
"You're smart," I will tell you, "although not all the time."
You see, there's so many blogs out there - what sets this one apart?
Well, I cover MMA and my work is like art.
So hold on to your hats for event coverage like no other.
Badass UCC reporting in verse? Look no further my brother.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Observations from My Couch: Bellator 28 "Ultimate... No, Wait. Not Ultimate"
- Anthony Leone looked way too small for 145 pounds. I'd like to see him at 135. There, he'd be beastly.
- Matt Horwich seemed flat, like, I don't know, maybe he fought a high-level opponent three weeks ago, wasn't fully recovered and lacked his usual pep. But hey, what do I know?
- Rich Clementi wuz robbed. Way robbed. No way did Carey Vanier earn that decision.
- Do referees in Louisiana not know that kneeing a downed opponent in the chops is illegal? Is it just simply all vale tudo down there?
- What Eric Larkin did to Marcus Andrusia is the closest thing to rape a man can do to another man without having to register as a sex offender afterwards.
Listen. Do You Hear That? That's the Sound of Market Upswing
When the UFC was born way back in 1993 it was a huge money-maker, and soon there were a wealth of others looking to cash in on the fad (remember the World Combat Championships and Extreme Fighting?). Things quieted down for a while, yet when Zuffa swooped in and bought the ailing promotion, the sudden influx of cheddar had everyone seeing dollar signs, and fans of the sport were again treated to a batch of short-lived fistic ventures (oh Ultimate Athlete, how I miss you so). The TUF era saw another spate of offerings spring to life - perpetual MMA organization punchlines like BodogFIGHT and the IFL - and when they (and PRIDE) died, it was as if everyone accepted once and for all that the UFC would forever own a dominant piece of market share. Well, it's now 2010, and fans looking to get a fix of their favorite brand of combat again don't wait for the next installment of Octagon-flavored love. This week there's Bellator on premium cable and some upstart named Shark Fights on pay-per-view, Strikeforce is cranking out frequent installments on Showtime, and early in the summer we got to laugh at (and ultimately enjoy) something called Moosin. The UFC may be holding steady at the top, but there are others out there happily vying for the number two and three spots. And that, my friends, is a sure sign of market upswing. Since 1993 there's been peaks and there's been valleys, and based on the sheer quantity of promotions giving it there best shot right at this very moment, it's clear we're riding a comfortable rising trend. Of course, it's impossible to say when the next downturn will come. But if 17 years of following this thing has taught me anything, it's that now is the perfect time to sit back and enjoy. That's what I'm doing, at least.
Seanbaby is to MMA Articles What Frankie Edgar is to Lightweight Fighters
When I die I hope to be reincarnated as Seanbaby's keyboard. You know, so I can be part of the magic. Here's his latest: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-least-sportsmanlike-moments-in-mma/.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Todd Duffee Cut by UFC; Wound Said to be Superficial
Heavyweight up-and-comer Todd Duffee was reportedly cut by the UFC yesterday, and though first-hand accounts of the assault are unclear, it's said the wound was mostly superficial. Duffee made a big splash in his UFC debut in August, 2009, earning a seven-second KO over Tim Hague. But injuries kept him out of the Octagon until May of this year, when, at UFC 114: "Rampage vs. Evans", the towering goliath brutally pounded on Mike Russow for two and half rounds and then was abruptly knocked out himself. "Of course it comes as a shock," said Duffee's manager, Alex Davis. "I mean, we thought everything was cool, but when Todd was waiting in the cafeteria lunch line, Dana [White] came out of no where and shanked him a bunch of pencils taped together. And the guards did nothing!" What's next for the man with one of the fastest KOs in UFC history? According to Davis, once Duffee gets out of the infirmary he'll likely get a gig in the library. "You know, delivering books or something."
UCC 3: A Splendid Time is Guaranteed for All
Installment number three for the Urban Conflict Championship is this Friday at the Armory in Jersey City, and if you brave the treacherous walk from the PATH train to the venue (warning: do not stop to buy crack, even if tempted), you will be treated to some stellar cage fights. Daniel Akinyemi is mentioned in a previous post, but there are others worth the price of admission. They include:
- Luiz Azeredo – A Pride Bushido veteran, Azeredo boasts a win over Brit slugger Paul Daley plus a ton of fights in Brazil.
- Binky Jones – A Baltimore-based jiu-jitsu man, Jones has been around the Northeast scene forever. His crowning achievement was winning the ROC lightweight “Tournament of Champions”.
- Kevin Horowitz – A ton of spunk and game as hell. That’s Horowitz, who reps the Rhino Fight Team and has mastered the art of out-boxing wrestlers and out-wrestling boxers (see Horowitz vs. Anthony Abatelli and Horowitz vs. Adam Rosello).
- Claudio Ledesma – Although he ran into a brick wall when he faced TSMMA’s Jimmie Rivera, Ledesma is still a tough jiu-jitsu specialist with KO power.
- Josh Key – Key got screwed in his bout against Hitalo Machado at UCC 1 when the ref stepped in prematurely, and his bad luck continued with a “no contest” at an M-1 Global show in June, but he’s still a powerful, powerful grappler and fierce competitor. Watch for him to slam opponent Mike Winters into unconsciousness the first chance he gets.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Shine Fights Upcoming Lightweight Grand Prix to Feature Nothing, Absolutely Nothing
In today's installment of "As the Shine Fights Turns", the Oklahoma State Athletic Commission promises to suspend all fighters who compete on the eight-man lightweight tournament planned for Shine Fight's September 10th card, a card that went from the unloving embrace of the Virginia commission to the barren, unsanctioned wasteland of the First Council Casino of the Otoe-Missouria Tribe. Meanwhile, Shine Fights' Minister of Information Jason Chambers continues to insist that all is well and that the sudden change of venue was prompted by the Virginia commission's insistence that a licensed matchmaker make the lightweight grand prix match-ups - a claim the Virginia commission refutes (Commission Program Director James Holland: "Hey, I don't know much about MMA and licensing shows, but I think you need a bond. Any idea what that is? I don't."). In Brazil, tournament competitor Marcus Aurelio begins sweating over the possible suspension he'll face, worried that it will jeopardize his participation in the DREAM 16 event in Japan and impede his ability to pay for the kidney stone operation his pet cat "Fifi" desperately needs. And back in Fairfax, fans who purchased tickets are still scratching their heads over what they're going to do on Friday night now that their plans of drinking a twelve-pack of Miller Lite and vomiting on the floor of the Patriot Center's main concourse are kaput.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Everything You Wanted To Know About Zach Makovsky But Were Afraid To Ask
Yeah, so, Bellator last night, Joe Warren getting his ass kicked before knocking Season 1 champ Joe Soto the hell out. Wahoo. Anyway, the Season 3 bantamweight tournament is in full effect, and prior to the aforementioned featherweight thriller was Philly-based fighter Zach Makovsky, in all his whirling-dervish grappling glory. Of all the 135-pounders taking the field, Makovsky’s got edge in technique, skill and experience, and the smart money has him going all the way. So who is this cat now in the semifinals? Well, get ready for some knowledge, brought to you by your friendly neighborhood MMA Journalist (who’s been cageside for eight of Makovsky’s 11 fights).
- Makovsky trains out of Philadelphia’s Fight Factory, and like teammate Eddie Alvarez, he blends solid wrestling into a polished overall game. However, whereas Alvarez has got heavy hands, Makovsky’s got amazingly fluid transitions on the ground. He is the master of scrambling, and invariably ends up on top and one move away from a submission every time.
- Four jiu-jitsu black belts. That’s how many Makovsky has fought, and he defeated three of them.
- His only losses were to Wilson Reis at a ShoXC event and to Toshiaki Kitada at DEEP in Japan. Both were by submission, and Reis went on to become EliteXC’s 140-pound champ.
- The only championship belt Makovsky has won thus far was for the Combat in the Cage promotion. His opponent was Emerson Souza, and he out-boxed and out-wrestled the Brazilian to snag the unanimous decision.
- Makovsky likes long walks on the beach, apple pie with homemade whipped cream, and is deathly afraid of clowns.
- Okay, I made that last part up. He loves clowns.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Little Fighter Makes Big Leap
This just in from the Department of Coolness: TSMMA bantamweight stud Nick Pace has just signed a six-fight deal with the WEC. His first fight will be against Demetrious Johnson at WEC 51: "Aldo vs. Gamburyan" on September 30th. Pace is a master grappler who sports flawless transitions, yet he's more than capable of scoring KOs (see his flying knee that took out Collin Tebo at Bellator 11, which will be on the Bellator highlight reel forever). With teammate Lyman Good the current king of the Bellator welterweight mountain, Pace marks the second Team Tiger Schulmann fighter to make it to a national-level show.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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